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I HAVE A STALKER

2009-04-20T21:16:00.000-07:00

yup, it's true. so, here's how the the story goes...my friend is over visiting and we are playing a hand of cards when all of a sudden for no reason whatsoever she says "it's kinda creepy" and i say, "what's kinda creepy" and then she says, "the more i watch you sleep the more i love you". my heart dropped to my stomach. and now she's claiming these lame ass excuses about how it was in reference to a song, but i saw the way she was looking at me when she said it. she wants me. i don't know what to do. if she replies to this, you'll be able to tell for yourselves that i am in a scary situation here.

it was about this shade of purple

2009-04-07T09:46:00.000-07:00

so, i go to a friends house to spend the night. it seems that most of the tenants that live in her complex can hardly find the trash barrels. Well, in her front yard what do you suspect we found? (don't worry no one would ever get the answer) yes, it was purple, and yes, it vibrated and yes it was about seven inches long.

now, here's the question. how does someone go about losing such a thing? does it fall out while you're walking to your car? or perhaps you decide to use it outside for a thrill? or what if the dog sees it and decides it his new play toy?

if anyone has an answer or theory, i'd love to hear it.

I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON...

2009-04-02T21:42:00.000-07:00

i promise to never again speak to anyone else about anyone that i happen to know who has a love life. (aka sex life)
since i do not have a sex life, it does not mean that i can speak about other peoples sex life, and even if i did have a sex life, i still do not have the right to discuss such.
but if i had a friend who said i could not use their name but i could talk about their adventures, i would do that....
i have a friend who was wearing a piece of 'equipment' and fell asleep with the 'said equipment' on. and when that friend awoke, well all i can say is this, my friend was rather surprised to see that said friend had a morning boner.
this is all i am allowed to say about this incident....but as soon as i can i will be back to retell another adventure.

brittney beat me to it!!

2007-02-21T09:56:00.000-08:00

unfair!! i get this great idea. and while it came to me under the influence of having the flu, i still thought the idea rocked. i wanted to cut off all my hair. i mean all of it. i thought how cool it would be to see what my head looked like under all this hair. i called my best friend to tell her and she said i had to wait and think about it. and in the meantime, what happened you ask? oh yes, miss brittney goes and does the same thing! copy cat. and now if i do it, people will just think i'm trying to be like her. and i'm cuter. its just not fair.

how is this possible???

2007-02-14T08:58:00.000-08:00

i don't believe this. i decided to be brave and look up my loan amounts for school. i owe a lot. i mean a lot. i mean more than i can possibly expect to earn in the rest of my working lifetime. i owe an amount so large it warrants going back to bed. and now i'm taking out loans for my son to go to school. i can't remember how to post pictures to my blog, how can i be expected to pay back this much money?? anyone want to hire a poet who in all honesty really can't dance?

woo hoo---she's baaaaack

2007-02-04T17:11:00.000-08:00

i'm eating fishsticks while i write this. do you know what i say when i am eating fishsticks? i say, mmmmmm fishsticks. so sad, if i could remember how to upload a picture i would put a picture of fishsticks here.

do you know what i say when i am eating chocolate pudding? mmmmmmmm pudding.

it is almost time for me to graduate. i'm thinking i will become a ballerina and dance in talent shows. i'm good. trust me.

my television has been very limited these days. i only get channel six (nbc) in and somedays fox. so my new favorite show is deal or no deal. i would always take the deal after the first or second offer. it would pay for me to travel around and dance.

til next time, ta ta for now!

I AM THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

2006-02-15T09:58:00.000-08:00

it's almost like an olympic event, only it's not. i forgot to mention that i finally kicked adam's ass at boggle. woohoo!! woohoo!!!! i shall take my victory lap now...

okay, i'm back. i guess i really don't have anything else to say, but really, when you think about it, i think winning at boggle is enough excitement for anybody for one day.

oh yeah. you know what i really don't like? checking my blog and finding out that lizy has not written back. i think the only way to rectify this situation is this: short of when you have to drive somewhere or sleep (as long as the sleeping does not exceed 8 hours) you need to be checking my blog on a regular basis (i'd suggest every ten minutes or so) i mean really, i hardly know myself when the inspiration is going to hit, how could i expect you to know. so, this seems to be the ONLY solution

i do look good in black

2006-02-13T12:27:00.000-08:00

wake up today only to see flippin snow everywhere...shit...does not help my already sour mood...and now i have to read the inferno. fuck fuck fuck. well, you will certainly love the irony of this. i did my taxes, adam apparently is no longer my dependent. yes, that's right, you can care for someone, feed them, allow them the priviledge of flushing your toilet, and yet they do not depend on you. huh. now, i know you understand i do not begrudge my child at all, at all, and yet, i kind of think it sucks that technically he no longer depends on me. so, let's end this for now before i start figuring out ways to make regis my dependent (which technically he is) and get thrown in the slammer for tax fraud, huh, think the prison system gets to claim ME as a dependent??

I AM THE QUEEN...

2006-02-08T15:02:00.000-08:00

get this...pat is sooooo desperate to get my blog address that he actually googled my name to see if he could find it that way. hehehe

although, i keep thinking how i could use this to my advantage...do you want me to keep my blog between you and i more or does pat really want to read it that badly...hmmm. who would pay more.

2006-02-08T10:56:00.000-08:00

so, risking serious loss of limb or injury here (well, okay, actually it's more like losing out on some sleep, but make no mistake, sleep deprevation is a serious matter and not to be taken lightly)

i stayed up to watch conan o'brien because i knew you can't (seriously folks, why bother with the pretext anymore, my truest and yes i admit only blog fan happens to be lizy)

although--i'm sure that were i to share my information with those that have requested such, i too, could be quite popular--and again, i digress...so, guess who was on conan last night?

that's right, MR. HARRISON FORD himself. yes, he was gorgeous, yes, he was delightful. but he was also very figity, made me think the poor man maybe had hemmoroids.

my job now as i see it is to find a picture of him and post it

that's right young miss, i aim to please

2006-02-05T16:26:00.000-08:00

with the hat or without...you decide

2006-02-01T12:15:00.000-08:00

this is one of those days...you know what i am talking about, a day where the best thing to do would be getting back into bed, pulling the covers over your head and staying put. that's all.

2006-01-30T12:17:00.000-08:00

so, last year i had a get fuzzy daily calender. i loved it. this year i could not find a get fuzzy calender so i bought this one of jokes. only here's the problem--the jokes are stupid. i'm the first one to admit, i like stupid jokes, just not this stupid.

examples: jokes i like that are stupid

1). how do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
-----rocket

2). what do you call a bear with mood swings?
-----bi-polar bear

examples: jokes used in the calender that are too stupid and that i don't particularly like

1). hector: i hear stupid steve lasted only a week working for the highway patrol.

miguel: that's right. he got fired for ticketing does and bucks who were running across the road where there weren't any deer crossing signs.

i believe my point is well taken.

2006-01-29T13:46:00.000-08:00

the other picture of matthew wasn't very big so i am adding another one. i mean really, is there ever enough matthew??

zippidy doo dah

2006-01-29T13:32:00.000-08:00

so, it appears that it is going to snow again today. ho hum. or bah humbug, for fuck's sake, enough already, something like that anyways. i have tons of reading to do for school. i still have to write a poem, get to the library--thanks to the literary gods that they have the sense to keep school libraries open on sundays--already started dinner, hoo rah, yeah for me, clap your hands!! we will be having pot roast...ahhhh. oh, yeah, did i mention i started smoking again? i didn't? well, isn't that odd, i was sure i had mentioned it. well, nevermind. now for your viewing pleasure i will add a picture...

yoo hoo (not the drink)

2006-01-28T16:58:00.000-08:00

olive garden, yum. last friday this is where my son took me for lunch. soup, yum, sald, yum, wine, double yum. has not been the best of weeks to follow, but it's starting to look up. i miss my lizy :~( ooh, i saw colin firth on leno the other night, another yum. i finally see what you see in him liz!

2006-01-20T11:23:00.000-08:00

sidenote for liz: i need a dose of "I Will Survive" or, "I Touch Myself"
you decide...

I BELIEVE THE PICTURE WILL SUFFICE FOR NOW

2006-01-19T09:33:00.000-08:00

2006-01-18T12:52:00.000-08:00

wanted to let all know i have a rap name now. my son christened me with it. so, from now on, you all have to refer to me as "The Mom Bomb"

2006-01-17T13:50:00.000-08:00

this is me today...

and oh yeah, i spilled chicken noodle soup all over the front of my shirt and i have school tonight and i'm thinking about wearing it anyways. .

that's right folks, the mood is not any better today

2006-01-13T20:42:00.000-08:00

yadda yadda yadda

yup, it's the way the week is going. at least the roof hasn't caved in. oh, wait, that's right, that already happened.

signing out. bitter mood going on. i'll be back when i think i can be civil.

2006-01-10T12:56:00.000-08:00

yup, that's right folks, i am the amazing...non...smoking...kimikokopuff. three weeks...woo hoo! school today. oh how i wish i had an extra week. just one week to do something other than think about school. i'm already trying to get through The Odyssey. it...is...NOT...going well. seriously, i would rather scrub my bathroom floor with a toothbrush. alright, if i continue just sitting here in front of the computer trying to come up with humorous things to write to all of my blog fans with, well then, i'll never stand a chance of getting anything done. so, till next time. TTFN

hot tamales, you are a friend of mine

2006-01-07T03:15:00.000-08:00

well, here's the deal....i went to see Hostel tonight with my son and a group of co-workers. and the thing of it is, the movie is not scary so much as it is tense, and i mean nail biting, hold your breath kind of tense. it truly is NOT a movie for the squeamish.

i happen to be rather squeamish when it comes to matters as such.

honestly, my co-workers were anxious to see what my reactions were going to be. i'd heard about two people having to be carried away by ambulance because of the movie, and health care workers having to come to the audience to calm people down, so i was just downright nervous.

so, i survive the movie (even though when it was over, i had to stay in my seat for a bit to try and calm myself, and when i stood up, i was very shaky, i mean shaky, so as soon as i got outside, yes, it is true, i had a few drags off my friends cigarette, but that was all. i have no intention to buy a pack or continue. at. all. none. what. so. ever.

yeah, yeah, let me have it. and yet, understand this...as far as i am concerned, come tuesday, i have quit smoking for three weeks. that's right. count em up, three weeks. just making due with my little friends, yup, you guessed it... hot tamales

tomorrow it's brokeback mountian

2006-01-04T10:04:00.000-08:00

not much to say i suppose. i'm dreading the start of school of course. the weather here is shitty. my son and i were going to head up to the mountains this weekend, but with the snow as it is, we are probably not going. if i had the money i would fly someplace warm and sunny for the weekend. over two weeks now and still no cigarette. scrubs was great last night. but, people, you must start watching Arrested Development!! i implore you to give this very fine, very funny show a chance. and just think, it's little ron howard, all grown up, doing the voiceover on the program! how much more fabulous could it get?! i promise, it won't take long watching it before you are hooked. i just finished watching the second season on dvd and now i will turn around and watch the first season over again. okay folks, guess i'll go for now, work on some of that half hearted new year's resolution (the cleaning the house part)

happy new years!!

2006-01-01T09:23:00.000-08:00

so, here's the deal...i'm kinda sad. i'll get to watch the season premiere of scrubs this tuesday but then that's it. school starts the week after that. :(

don't get me wrong, under normal circumstances i loves school, but i'm feeling completely burnt out, and the idea of watching my favorite television programs is much more appealing than anything else at this point.

plus, i'm not sure i am still totally in favor of the whole not smoking thing. not sure this is the way i want to go. i like smoking. i was good at it. but, no, i'm still not smoking. almost two weeks now.

almost new years...

2005-12-30T18:02:00.000-08:00

so, i was thinking this: why not post my new years resolutions here:

obviously the first one is to keep up with not smoking (everyone keeps telling me i can tough it out, but i'm not so sure anymore. i spend a lot and i do mean A LOT of time crying lately--yes, crying)

next would be to try and get in a better practice of saving money. now, this year i did pretty good i think, i put 200$ away this year and i didn't touch it, i would just like to have a bit of a bigger nestegg.

you know, i could say something about trying to keep up with my house cleaning more, but that is simply NOT going to happen

i guess this is good for now. TTFN

day 9

2005-12-28T22:38:00.000-08:00

so, why is this such a hard day in regards to smoking? this is one of the more difficult days to date since i quit. i want a cigarette so bad i can't even see straight, or think about anything else. argh.

TRY THIS

2005-12-28T15:01:00.000-08:00

the next time an ovaltine commercial comes on the television, this is what i think everyone should try (mostly only though if someone is home with you) when the mother says, "Who wants ovaltine"? scream at the top of your lungs--and i do mean Scream--I WANT IT!! Scream it so loud that your neighbors can hear you.

it's fun..honest. give it a try. let me know how it works for you.

false alarm

2005-12-28T13:39:00.000-08:00

so, jack's okay. i'm going to try and find a picture of him to show you. hubba hubba. now he is on television again, but this time he is not wearing a shirt so i really have to go.

very rainy today

2005-12-28T12:23:00.000-08:00

this is the best candy bar in the world. and did you know it has fewer calories and fat. sorry but now i have to go, i'm watching as the world turns and jack just got shot.

this was a scary moment

2005-12-28T10:37:00.000-08:00

this guy broke into my house and held my stuffed sam goody snowman as hostage. i fought him off the best i could, but in the end, the snowman didn't fare so well. goodbye sam goody, i will remember you always.

more useful information

2005-12-27T12:40:00.000-08:00

my son just came home from work and he is wearing his mad bomber hat which kinda looks like this one:

so far today, this is what i have done

2005-12-27T11:20:00.000-08:00

i have eaten 3 chocolate marshmellow cookies. i played freecell--these are my current stats: 802 wins 189 losses total percentile is: 81% also, the most games i have won in a row
is 47. i looked up cartoons from get fuzzy. i looked up the lyrics for one of the songs from the garden state movie soundtrack (remy zero's fair) i've also done some dishes, cleaned up in general and oh yeah, I HAVE NOT SMOKED AND BELIEVE YOU ME, TODAY I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SMOKE. IT IS DAY 7 IF YOU DID NOT ALREADY KNOW THAT. don't worry, i'm sure i will be back later today. TTFN

this is it...the moment you've all been waiting for

2005-12-27T09:47:00.000-08:00

yup i know you have all been asking yourselves, hmmm. i wonder what kimikokopuff's favorite scene was on arrested development last night. what a great question! so, michael, (the one on the left) is trying to get (his uncle)oscar (the one one on the right) to get back together with his mom. so michael tells oscar "wouldn't you like some afternoon delight (the song was featured prominately in the episode) with mom"? well, oscar (because he is a pothead) thinks that michael is of course talking about the pot, and so he asks michael, "how do you think i should give it to her"? well, michael is of course, horrified, and without giving too much of the plot or storyline away, suffice it to say that oscar ends the conversation by saying, "maybe i'll give it to her in her brownie" great television people, you don't know what you are missing.

WHO KNEW?

2005-12-26T11:09:00.000-08:00

6 plus days. wow. i'm so flippin proud of myself i can hardly stand it. my favorite christmas present you ask? season two of arrested development of course. so, i suppose i should go clean up some of the christmas mess, just thought i'd check in with my loyal fan following (are you out there liz??) TTFN

72 HOURS HAS COME AND GONE!!

2005-12-23T15:16:00.000-08:00

ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, do i have an announcement for you...that's right, 72 hours has come and gone and i am proud to announce, no cigarette has touched these lips. so someone, anyone, get in here, tell me something about your struggles to quit, tell me how you've tried to quit before, whatever, just encourage me, tell me i can keep going. i'm looking for support here people, and yet, i am immensely proud of myself. 77 and one half smoke free hours. woo hoo!!

okay, so i've been watching that new game show, deal or no deal. and even though the concept of the game is rather minimal i am finding that i enjoy it, and actually think it would be fun to be a contestant. although, i am also afraid that were i to get on the show, i would make a deal far too soon, all that money would just get to me and i don't think i could turn it down, but who knows maybe greed would get to me as well.

almost 53 hours

2005-12-22T14:39:00.000-08:00

probably not going to make it, again, not referring to going back to smoking, no, no, i'm talking about living, i'll be dying any minute now. my chest is about ready to explode, i'm losing my voice and oh yeah, this is a nice touch...it seems i WON"T be getting my paycheck as i was supposed to tomorrow and

oh yeah...no bonuses, and you know all in all, that's fine, but NOT WHEN ONE EMPLOYEE ALREADY GOT ONE!!!!

So, this is what i found out...i really and and i do mean, really want a cigarrette when i sit in front of the computer sobbing uncontrollably. and yet, get ready faithful reader (liz) i didn't do it!! i didn't smoke!! i did it myself!! adam would have gone to buy them for me too i'm sure. i didn't ask! woo hoo woo hoo. happy dances all around.

so, on a more serious, interesting, note you know what i really hate? when a soap couple (i'm referring specifically now to guilding light and tammy and jonathan. ) i hate hate hate when they let a couple who by all rights should be together, actually be together. i know that doesn't make sense, but actually it does...make your viewer uncomfortable, make them scream at the tv, no, you idiots let them be together, because why deliver too early? it doesn't make it as much fun to watch. make your viewer suffer, that's what i say.

2 whole days

2005-12-22T11:09:00.000-08:00

technically 49.5 hours. still not sure i am going to make it, (living is what i mean)

33 hours....still counting

2005-12-21T19:09:00.000-08:00

and here's what i'm thinking now. first, quitting smoking at ANY time is not
recommended.

also, it is obvious so far that the only thing in this world i seem to know a great deal about (aside from poetry) is television. i keep looking at the other blogs out there and so many that are so intellectual, political, thoughtful in nature...

and then there's mine. so, why fight it. my new goal is to keep readers, any present readers, any future readers up to date with the news of television. maybe movies periodically. maybe gossip. whatever strikes my fancy.

--need an update on:
--lost?
--scrubs?
--the bold and the beautiful?
--as the world turns?
--guiding light?
--the office?
--arrested development?
--survivor?
--desperate housewives?
--er?
--will and grace?
--boston legal?
--just ask.

34 hours now.

get arrested

2005-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:00

have you been arrested yet? what i mean to ask is this...

sign up at getarrested.com (i've added the link) to keep up with those folks at ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
which is most definetely the funniest show on television these days.

26 hours and counting

WHY?

2005-12-21T10:47:00.000-08:00

apparantly i am insane. does anyone have any idea how stupid it is to try and quit smoking BEFORE the holdiays are over?

--my plan, my original well thought plan was this...quit on the 26th, get through the rest of this already stressful enough periodof time, thank you very much, and quit when it is OVER

--but no...let's take the cigarettes we have left, break them up in the trashcan, throw away ALL the lighters, ALL the ashtrays and quit. so, 25 hours and counting. i am convinced death is somewhere very near in the fututre.

2005-12-19T13:25:00.000-08:00

here's the deal

watch the movie Prancer
drink half a bottle of wine
and lo and behold
christmas spirit appears!

does anyone else feel this way?

2005-12-19T00:36:00.000-08:00

i am so completely overwhelmed at this moment (well, perhaps not at this exact moment but that's because i have a glass of wine in front of me) nonetheless, why am i overwhelmed you ask? because it's time yet once again for christmas. i have a week left to finish my baking, my shopping, christmas cards, (don't worry, lizy, yours is on its way!) i have a week left to put up and decorate my christmas tree, maybe hang lights, and oh yes, don't forget trying to work, clean the house, and pay the bills. and i'm really trying hard here not to complain because i don't believe that is what i am doing, i suppose what my attempt here is to do is to try and understand this compulsion to make everything so perfect for christmas. i mean, it would be really easy for me to say, "what happened to the message behind christmas" but i would be guilty of losing sight of that as well as anyone.

i am guilty of that. hmm.

maybe it's just a part of being an adult (second glass of wine now in front of me, good stuff, mirassou's pinot noir, which i highly recommend) i just long for the days of christmas as seen through the eyes of a child, all that wide eyed wonder and anticipation. don't get me wrong, i love the time i spend with my family and friends on the day itself, i cherish the memories, appreciate my good fortune and all that. it's that i still find myself seeking more peace i suppose.

given that i don't make it back before christmas, the best of wishes to all.

day 2

2005-12-06T13:48:00.000-08:00

hey all (mostly by this, i really mean, hey lizy) so, this is what is going on today...right now, i am most excited about tonight. we are having a poetry reading with the college literary magazine i work with. i enjoy reading in front of people (who knew that would happen) so i'm hoping we will have a huge turnout. also, the second most exciting prospect today is waiting until thursday night, and yes, you guessed, it, survivor!! who will be eliminated? will stephanie finally have to eat her words after being such a nasty bitch, i mean really, who saw that coming? and then, sunday! woo hoo! the final night. yes, cin and i are already planning our party. true survivor participants have parties at the beginning of each survivor show and at the finale. true survivor participants have watched from the very beginning and try to schedule their lives around thursday nights. this is the point that someone could interject the following words, LOSERS.

my first post

2005-12-05T21:12:00.000-08:00

ta da! i did this myself! okay, so my son helped me because computer and savvy are not two words that frequent my vocabulary on a regular basis. i'm starting this because i wanted to reply to lizy's blog and figured i might as well give myself another thing to do in my already too full day. i am a full time student in a master's program (studying yes, poetry) i teach one day a week , i work several days a week at a dry cleaners (where i met the infamous aforementioned lizy) and i help run the college literary magazine. what does blog stand for anyways? i'll work on coming up with an interesting topic to write about on my next post.