so, last year i had a get fuzzy daily calender. i loved it. this year i could not find a get fuzzy calender so i bought this one of jokes. only here's the problem--the jokes are stupid. i'm the first one to admit, i like stupid jokes, just not this stupid.

examples: jokes i like that are stupid

1). how do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
-----rocket

2). what do you call a bear with mood swings?
-----bi-polar bear

examples: jokes used in the calender that are too stupid and that i don't particularly like

1). hector: i hear stupid steve lasted only a week working for the highway patrol.

miguel: that's right. he got fired for ticketing does and bucks who were running across the road where there weren't any deer crossing signs.

i believe my point is well taken.

the other picture of matthew wasn't very big so i am adding another one. i mean really, is there ever enough matthew??

zippidy doo dah

so, it appears that it is going to snow again today. ho hum. or bah humbug, for fuck's sake, enough already, something like that anyways. i have tons of reading to do for school. i still have to write a poem, get to the library--thanks to the literary gods that they have the sense to keep school libraries open on sundays--already started dinner, hoo rah, yeah for me, clap your hands!! we will be having pot roast...ahhhh. oh, yeah, did i mention i started smoking again? i didn't? well, isn't that odd, i was sure i had mentioned it. well, nevermind. now for your viewing pleasure i will add a picture...

yoo hoo (not the drink)

olive garden, yum. last friday this is where my son took me for lunch. soup, yum, sald, yum, wine, double yum. has not been the best of weeks to follow, but it's starting to look up. i miss my lizy :~( ooh, i saw colin firth on leno the other night, another yum. i finally see what you see in him liz!

sidenote for liz: i need a dose of "I Will Survive" or, "I Touch Myself"
you decide...

I BELIEVE THE PICTURE WILL SUFFICE FOR NOW

wanted to let all know i have a rap name now. my son christened me with it. so, from now on, you all have to refer to me as "The Mom Bomb"

this is me today...

and oh yeah, i spilled chicken noodle soup all over the front of my shirt and i have school tonight and i'm thinking about wearing it anyways. .

that's right folks, the mood is not any better today

yadda yadda yadda

yup, it's the way the week is going. at least the roof hasn't caved in. oh, wait, that's right, that already happened.

signing out. bitter mood going on. i'll be back when i think i can be civil.

yup, that's right folks, i am the amazing...non...smoking...kimikokopuff. three weeks...woo hoo! school today. oh how i wish i had an extra week. just one week to do something other than think about school. i'm already trying to get through The Odyssey. it...is...NOT...going well. seriously, i would rather scrub my bathroom floor with a toothbrush. alright, if i continue just sitting here in front of the computer trying to come up with humorous things to write to all of my blog fans with, well then, i'll never stand a chance of getting anything done. so, till next time. TTFN

hot tamales, you are a friend of mine

well, here's the deal....i went to see Hostel tonight with my son and a group of co-workers. and the thing of it is, the movie is not scary so much as it is tense, and i mean nail biting, hold your breath kind of tense. it truly is NOT a movie for the squeamish.

i happen to be rather squeamish when it comes to matters as such.

honestly, my co-workers were anxious to see what my reactions were going to be. i'd heard about two people having to be carried away by ambulance because of the movie, and health care workers having to come to the audience to calm people down, so i was just downright nervous.

so, i survive the movie (even though when it was over, i had to stay in my seat for a bit to try and calm myself, and when i stood up, i was very shaky, i mean shaky, so as soon as i got outside, yes, it is true, i had a few drags off my friends cigarette, but that was all. i have no intention to buy a pack or continue. at. all. none. what. so. ever.

yeah, yeah, let me have it. and yet, understand this...as far as i am concerned, come tuesday, i have quit smoking for three weeks. that's right. count em up, three weeks. just making due with my little friends, yup, you guessed it... hot tamales

tomorrow it's brokeback mountian

not much to say i suppose. i'm dreading the start of school of course. the weather here is shitty. my son and i were going to head up to the mountains this weekend, but with the snow as it is, we are probably not going. if i had the money i would fly someplace warm and sunny for the weekend. over two weeks now and still no cigarette. scrubs was great last night. but, people, you must start watching Arrested Development!! i implore you to give this very fine, very funny show a chance. and just think, it's little ron howard, all grown up, doing the voiceover on the program! how much more fabulous could it get?! i promise, it won't take long watching it before you are hooked. i just finished watching the second season on dvd and now i will turn around and watch the first season over again. okay folks, guess i'll go for now, work on some of that half hearted new year's resolution (the cleaning the house part)

happy new years!!

so, here's the deal...i'm kinda sad. i'll get to watch the season premiere of scrubs this tuesday but then that's it. school starts the week after that. :(

don't get me wrong, under normal circumstances i loves school, but i'm feeling completely burnt out, and the idea of watching my favorite television programs is much more appealing than anything else at this point.

plus, i'm not sure i am still totally in favor of the whole not smoking thing. not sure this is the way i want to go. i like smoking. i was good at it. but, no, i'm still not smoking. almost two weeks now.