Monday, April 20, 2009

I HAVE A STALKER

yup, it's true. so, here's how the the story goes...my friend is over visiting and we are playing a hand of cards when all of a sudden for no reason whatsoever she says "it's kinda creepy" and i say, "what's kinda creepy" and then she says, "the more i watch you sleep the more i love you". my heart dropped to my stomach. and now she's claiming these lame ass excuses about how it was in reference to a song, but i saw the way she was looking at me when she said it. she wants me. i don't know what to do. if she replies to this, you'll be able to tell for yourselves that i am in a scary situation here.

5 comments:

Elliephant said...

that is so strange! i heard a similar story. I heard that you were playing cards listening to the Wallflowers and the song "Closer to You" came on. I heard that your friend really likes that song, but she said that it was a little creepy. The fact that you were not staying with the converstation really isn't her fault or problem. i'm thinking you have a little selective memory. hmm. now i would assume that you were "tramatized..." but i would also assume that your friend might not come pick you up tomorrow if that were the case. ball is in your court my friend...

kimikokopuff said...

only STALKERS would think to resort to blackmail.

Elliephant said...

no no, you're just jealous cause i'm smart. you know it.

kimikokopuff said...

apparently i am in a lose/lose situation here. only stalkers would think to threaten the stalkee by intimidation tactics

Elliephant said...

i have your solution. you tell your "stalker" to go where the sun don't shine. then you won't have to worry, because she will be busy out driving around parks, illegally feeding ducks, going to hastings by herself and going to casinos... and most importantly, GOING TO PANDA EXPRESS... hmm. i definatley would tell her to leave you alone. let me know how that works for you.